Comic 391 - Christmas 2013

23rd Dec 2013, 6:01 AM in Gratz Transition
Christmas 2013
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Lackinganame 23rd Dec 2013, 6:01 AM edit delete
You see Valentine's is torture, and my birthday is a mess,
New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day's a pest.
Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess
That I really don't hate Christmas.

You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore,
Mardi Gras a waste, unless you own a candy store,
All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor,
But I really don't hate Christmas.

Now, it isn't that I like it, at the most I feel ambivalence,
But should I really just destroy it? I'll admit that I'm still on the fence,
It makes me tense!

From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected,
But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective,
Because what is there to hate? I mean, it's really so subjective.
No, I really don't hate Christmas.

I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring,
Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing,
I can work up animosity for almost anything.
Tell me why I don't hate Christmas.

Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas never was that bad, you see,
So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy.
What's wrong with me?

How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt
When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault?
If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault.
But I really don't hate Christmas.

Oh, what the heck. Kickline!

No, I really...
No, I really don't hate Christmas!

I have an intense BURNING indifference!

-Heinz Doofenshmirtz

A very fun Christmas song at lest I think it is. But I'm not Grinch or Scrooge so that is why I am super exited for this years Christmas gift!!

Gratz book 3 will start next year!! I may have said this before but I'm saying it again there is a 3rd Gratz book and first looks will go up next week!

So marry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

(First looks at Gratz book 3 next week! 12-30-13)


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JSStryker 23rd Dec 2013, 7:05 AM edit delete reply
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know!

Merry Christmas to all and a Happy New Year!

If you go out drinking this season please, please have a designated driver!
Lackinganame 23rd Dec 2013, 4:20 PM edit delete reply
Good advice, I don't drink so the means I'll end up being the designated driver.

Merry Christmas!
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